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Chet the Parrot

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JackieBlue

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A pet shop owner sold 'Chet' the parrot to an older lady that loved Christmas Carols.

When she got 'Chet' home, no matter what she did, he refused to sing.

She returned 'Chet' to the store.

The owner grabbed Chet in one hand and his bic lighter in the other.

He held the lighter between Chet's legs.

Chet squawked, cleared his throat and sang,

"Chet's Nuts roasting on an open fire"...............
 
When I was a kid, the folks I lived with required me to be in the church choir, and that's about what they had to do to get me to sing.

But, looking back on it I kinda enjoyed it... the fire, not the choir!!


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