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Every day, I see this really toned girl out of my window as she either runs or walks by. I can see the muscle definition, especially when the sun shines on her just right.

I know she's gotten into a better eating and exercising routine. It's a noticeable improvement since just this past Spring. Although pretty young, I know she's in better shape than I've ever been. It would really be sweet if I could take a nice long jog with her without embarrassing myself.

Any thoughts on particulars to get me in the same kind of shape? BTW, it's winter here so many exercises may need to be done indoors.

Next time I see her (preferably with the sun shining on her), I'll snap a pic and you'll see what I'm talking about.
 
I figured you had an indoor gym of some sort Brian, don't know why.
I'd join the Y if you can.
I like to walk the track that's above the pool area, then go down and do laps in the pool until every muscle burns.

Mind you, it's been a few weeks since I've been.:whistling:

Whatever you do, start slowly and stick to it.
 
First put your running shoes on. Then tell your wife about this hot young girl and your dream jog with her. Then start running (or ducking).
 
Brian! How many times have I told to quit playing these young guy games. Just face the fact that you are getting old and it is a normal part of life. Besides that if she is as fit as you say you will never keep up with her.:hammer:
 
Oh your going to get in soooo much trouble !!!!!!! If your wife reads this she is going to beat your ass into shape .:doh:
 
In my younger days when I was in pretty good shape I got behind a really nice looking girl, got to jogging with her and she, well, had like 10 more miles to go. Dang near killed me, so be careful with this. One suggestion I have is a spinning class or a lifecycle (upright) type bicycle ride for about an hour at a time at the Y. Keeps your heartrate in the fat burn zone longer and mix that with runs every other day till you fly by that girl. Course that would defeat the puropose.
 
I just reread his post and I think he is talking about his daughter and he can't keep up with her anymore.
 
I am totally sorry Brian. I thought after rereading your post you meant she was eating better and exercising more. I figured you were going to post a picture of a little girl racing around and make a fool of all of us. I thought the kids were running circles around you. Again I am sorry.
 
I can't bring back the negative points I gave you.

I've PM'd Bill (muleman) and I'd like to say his response is repulsive but this girl is young but still piques my interest.

The two of us had some time to talk today (without me having to chase her down the road). It was a pleasant visit. She's smart. Very aware of her surroundings. She also seems very cognitive as it relates to kids. (I didn't ask, but thinking of babysitter).

I may have to request we move this thread to the "dear abbey" section of the forum.

BTW. Mrs. Zoom doesn't know about this forum... Let's keep it that way.
 
bczoom said:
I can't bring back the negative points I gave you.

I've PM'd Bill (muleman) and I'd like to say his response is repulsive but this girl is young but still piques my interest.

The two of us had some time to talk today (without me having to chase her down the road). It was a pleasant visit. She's smart. Very aware of her surroundings. She also seems very cognitive as it relates to kids. (I didn't ask, but thinking of babysitter).

I may have to request we move this thread to the "dear abbey" section of the forum.

BTW. Mrs. Zoom doesn't know about this forum... Let's keep it that way.
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Ok ,,,,,if i was'nt already confused enough from drinking Rum and Dr. pepper , I am now . I just love everybody .....except Sushi . I'll never be that drunk . :sad:
Boomer .... If your wife tortured me I would never talk ... well maybe a little .....ok ..... I have a low pain threshold and will spill my guts .
 
I am going to be serious now .
Boomer ,if you really want to get in shape , bundle up and start walking and/or running as you gain strength . Having a running partner is a lot better than running alone . Don't expect to stay up with your partner overnight . She has a 9 month head start .
Good running shoes are a must . Don't buy crap .
 
I've had a few beers. I'm going to spill my guts. This isn't a good feeling (EDIT TO ADD, maybe it is).

This thread should be probably be moved to the "Dear Abbey" section of the forum since I'm honestly not thinking about myself or my health. I just LOVE watching this girl run by. I feel so low (kind of like DS, but I won't mention that).

I need to quit now as I've had some beers and if I say too much, there may be trouble.

My eyes will stay open. Mrs. Zoom and the kids are out of town visiting relatives. I'm out of shape but may make it a point to jog over the next couple of days.
 
Hang in there buddy ! If you need inspiration read my latest discovery about weight loss . I'll move to .......where in the hell do you live ....and run with you . :w00t2::wink:
 
Well, the two of us visited today. I was returning from getting a trailer load of firewood and found her sitting on (not at) my picnic table. What is it with the younger generation? I sit on the bench of the table, she sat on top...

After awhile of sitting in the cold, we went into my shop and I fired up the heater. She sat in the passenger seat of the RTV and was quiet. I'm not sure how I should take that. Sitting there implies to me that she wants to be around me. Her silence... well, I haven't figured that out.

I saw myself in the mirror today... I have to loose some weight. I'm embarrassed sometimes when we're together. Luckily, winter clothing can be blamed for most of my bulk.

The eye candy was great, as she looked fit-as-a-fiddle. Her trim, fit body can be seen just as well now as it is in the summer. Any extra layers she puts on doesn't detract from her lines.

Mod note: As a member, I could request a mod move this to the Dear Abby section and they would do it. To save trouble, I'll move it myself.
 
I don't know... I guess she thinks I'm the one who's supposed to do the talking or take the lead or whatever.
Speaking of taking the lead, I was really close to putting my arm around her. Had we stayed outside instead of coming in to warm, I thought of doing just that under the guise that I'm going to keep her warm.
 
Control yourself BC. Don't do something you'll regret later.

So, any chance you have a pic to share yet? Sometime soon I hope.
 
bczoom said:
I don't know... I guess she thinks I'm the one who's supposed to do the talking or take the lead or whatever.
Speaking of taking the lead, I was really close to putting my arm around her. Had we stayed outside instead of coming in to warm, I thought of doing just that under the guise that I'm going to keep her warm.
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Does she have a nice bubble butt? probably hard to tell with a coat on. Just be careful she does not put a hurt on you!
 
DON"T DO IT BRIAN ! I know those young ones can steal your heart in a heart beat . Right now all you can see is her waggin her butt as she runs by . Its not worth spendin the rest of your life in the dog house over this .

I would suggest that you sit down and give this some serious thought . Its damn obvious this damn trampy dog is playing you for a fool . I would keep her on a leash and a long ways from your heart or she will tear up everything that is important to you . JMO
 
bczoom said:
I don't know... I guess she thinks I'm the one who's supposed to do the talking or take the lead or whatever.
Speaking of taking the lead, I was really close to putting my arm around her. Had we stayed outside instead of coming in to warm, I thought of doing just that under the guise that I'm going to keep her warm.
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NO!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Ummmm, Brian?

Are you ****ing nuts?

First, you're married. Nuf said.

Second, and to compound things, you post this crap on the internet?

If I were a divorce lawyer, I'd be chompin' at the bit to introduce this stuff. Perhaps a tad melodramatic, but hey, you posted this junk, right? A reasonable inference is that you're not happily married and you're hiding cyber stuff from Mrs. Zoom. Not good.

Now I understand the whole "American Beauty" notion, but dude. Be smart.

I'm no mod, but I vote that this thread gets deleted.
 
jpr62902 said:
Ummmm, Brian?

Are you ****ing nuts?

First, you're married. Nuf said.

Second, and to compound things, you post this crap on the internet?

If I were a divorce lawyer, I'd be chompin' at the bit to introduce this stuff. Perhaps a tad melodramatic, but hey, you posted this junk, right? A reasonable inference is that you're not happily married and you're hiding cyber stuff from Mrs. Zoom. Not good.

Now I understand the whole "American Beauty" notion, but dude. Be smart.

I'm no mod, but I vote that this thread gets deleted.
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Listen to him Boomer , He's making sense . Don't throw your life away to the Dogs ,man !!!

You know you can call me if I can help get this back in the cage where it belongs . We really do care ......:sad:
 
PG ??? Are you saying you never met Bobcat in Person ????? Holy crud ! I gotta go have another drink !
I don't even know what or who to believe anymore ......:unsure:
I think I am going back to the Snowcat section and just get bashed for owning a Kristi . It just seems like a lot safer place for me ....

There is no way I am getting blamed for any of this . I'm outta here !


EDIT : Sorry PG , you deleted part of your post while I posted a reply:flowers:
 
BigAl said:
PG ??? Are you saying you never met Bobcat in Person ????? Holy crud ! I gotta go have another drink !
I don't even know what or who to believe anymore ......:unsure:
I think I am going back to the Snowcat section and just get bashed for owning a Kristi . It just seems like a lot safer place for me ....

There is no way I am getting blamed for any of this . I'm outta here !


EDIT : Sorry PG , you deleted part of your post while I posted
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No Al, I have never met Bobcat in person.
I fear I'd tackle him with kisses and hugs such as he's never seen before.
He'd have me taken away by those guys with the nets in the white suits.
It's no secret that I dig him in a major way, but that cannot be expressed on the board now. lol
Having said that, I think Jpr is hot too.
You see, I only go for the unmarrieds like a tigress in heat when the mood strikes, but I'd never mess with a hitched guy, or even think in that direction.
 
pirate_girl said:
No Al, I have never met Bobcat in person.
I fear I'd tackle him with kisses and hugs such as he's never seen before.
He'd have me taken away by those guys with the nets in the white suits.
It's no secret that I dig him in a major way, but that cannot be expressed on the board now. lol
Having said that, I think Jpr is hot too.
You see, I only go for the unmarrieds like a tigress in heat when the mood strikes, but I'd never mess with a hitched guy, or even think in that direction.
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Damn it !!! There goes my hope for everlasting lust :brows:...... I mean love :flowers::w00t2::w00t2::w00t2:
 
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