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Changing A Light Bulb.

Galvatron

Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
How many FF members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and another to post that the light bulb has been changed,
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently,
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs,
1 Mod to move it to the Lighting section,
2 Mods to argue then move it to the Electrical section,
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs,
5 to flame the spell checkers,
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames,
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid,
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp",
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct,
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum,
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum,
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty,
7 to post U.R.L.s where one can see examples of different light bulbs,
4 to post that the U.R.L.s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected U.R.L.s,
3 to post about links they found from the U.R.L.s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group,
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too",
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy,
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?",
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs", and
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.




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I think you left out one:

At least 4 to blame Bush for the fact the bulb need replacing.

Bob
 
Don't forget the three gun enthusiast to tell you they can shoot a light bulb at 100 yds with a revolver. And the two Brits to point out that bulbs are safer in England without guns.
 
Don't forget the three gun enthusiast to tell you they can shoot a light bulb at 100 yds with a revolver. And the two Brits to point out that bulbs are safer in England without guns.

I readily admit it would take me more than 1 shot ........... :biggrin:
 
Its ok guys . Nothings wrong with the light bulb after all . It turns out the switch was turned off . sorry :sad:
 
Who the hell has light bulbs? Don't you folks use kerosene lamps? Or those little battery powered headlamps.
 
One poster to derail the thread completely . . . :whistle:

Check out these light bulbs ....

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1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.:whistling::whistling::whistling:
 
It only takes one Psychologist to change a light bulb....

But the bulb really has to want to change....
 
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