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Caught speeding

Troy

Troy

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After pulling over a driver for speeding, a police officer had the following conversation with the driver…
Officer: Good evening. Can I see your driver's license?
Driver: I’m afraid I don't have one. I was suspended when I got my fifth conviction fro drink driving.
Officer: Oh dear. Can I see the owner's documents for this vehicle?
Driver: Actually it's not my car. I stole it yesterday.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: Yes. But actually, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting away my gun.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I hid it after shot the owner and shoved her body in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
When he heard this, the police officer radioed his captain for backup. In a few minutes, the car was surrounded by armed police. The captain approached the driver to try and diffuse the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
Captain: Would you mind just slowly opening your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in there?
Driver: Of course officer, but there's no gun in here!
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in there.
Driver: No problem officer, but I assure you there is nothing in the trunk!
The police captain was very confused about what had happened.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, that the car was stolen, that you had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk!
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told you I was speeding, too ...
 
I will have to remember that one on my next speeding ticket :yum: :yum: Oh yes and welcome to FF Troy, your starting out pretty good. Worth a few rep points.



murph
 
ddrane2115 said:
How do you get rep points here, and how do find out how many you have............do you have to beg for them
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Danny,

Click on the upper left hand side on the tool bar that says "User CP" then scroll to the bottom. You will see who has given you rep points. I think just the last 5 show up. You will notice I gave you some.


murph
 
ddrane2115 said:
How do you get rep points here, and how do find out how many you have............do you have to beg for them
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Nah, you don't have to beg, but you have to do some tricks, or maybe kiss some butt, or...well, you can beg. It works for Junkman. :poke:

Check your "User Control Panel" for your points total. I'll send ya some so you can see.
 
thcri said:
I will have to remember that one on my next speeding ticket :yum: :yum: Oh yes and welcome to FF Troy, your starting out pretty good. Worth a few rep points.



murph
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Thanks for the rep points!:thumb:

I've no problem doing tricks for them like some jumping jacks on Vegas BLVD naked wearing a sign saying FF rocks.
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Troy said:
Thanks for the rep points!:thumb:

I've no problem doing tricks for them like some jumping jacks on Vegas BLVD naked wearing a sign saying FF rocks.
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This is a case where we here on FF do NOT, I repeat DO NOT want pictures unless there is some nice babe with you doing the same thing and can distract us enough to keep on eyes on her and not you.:poke: :yum:
 
thcri said:
This is a case where we here on FF do NOT, I repeat DO NOT want pictures unless there is some nice babe with you doing the same thing and can distract us enough to keep on eyes on her and not you.:poke: :yum:
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No problem! will she do?:D
 

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How's this young lady for lookers. I should mention that a Junkman sent it to me. He claimed it was his new girlfriend. I can just see his wife beating the crap out of him now.:yum: :yum:
 

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Bulldog1401 said:
Who is that?
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That's a close friend of mine, her name is Laura!

Yes, I've more pics of her clothed and nude:thumb:

Not only am I an Therapeutic massage specialist, but also part time Photographer.

I need to make some errands and get offline, get busy with giving me rep points and maybe i'll post more pics...Only kidding about rep points!
 
I guess nobody wants to see nude pics of a hot drop-dead gorgeous girl. Fine with me! I'll keep all the pics to myself :yum:

I've few more jokes like this one, I'll be posting more soon!:thumb:
 
Troy said:
I guess nobody wants to see nude pics of a hot drop-dead gorgeous girl. Fine with me! I'll keep all the pics to myself :yum:

I've few more jokes like this one, I'll be posting more soon!:thumb:
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I do! I do!
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Break out the nekked pics!!!:5boobs: :boobies:
 
JimR said:
How's this young lady for lookers. I should mention that a Junkman sent it to me. He claimed it was his new girlfriend. I can just see his wife beating the crap out of him now.:yum: :yum:
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Enie Minie Mo, catch a tiger by the tail, my mother said to pick the very best one. Awww I am still undecided.
 
Troy said:
I guess nobody wants to see nude pics of a hot drop-dead gorgeous girl. Fine with me! I'll keep all the pics to myself :yum:

I've few more jokes like this one, I'll be posting more soon!:thumb:
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I actually like to see them with a little bit of clothes on so that my imagination can run wild as to what is underneath what she has on. :) :) :) Scantily clad is good for me.:beer: :beer:
 
JimR said:
I actually like to see them with a little bit of clothes on so that my imagination can run wild as to what is underneath what she has on. :) :) :) Scantily clad is good for me.:beer: :beer:
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Don't listen to Jim! :nono1:

We want NEKKED pics!! :5boobs: :boobies: :poto: :string:
 
thcri said:
Danny,

Click on the upper left hand side on the tool bar that says "User CP" then scroll to the bottom. You will see who has given you rep points. I think just the last 5 show up. You will notice I gave you some.




murph
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thanks, I have 85, did not know you could do this
 
Troy said:
That's a close friend of mine, her name is Laura!

Yes, I've more pics of her clothed and nude:thumb:

Not only am I an Therapeutic massage specialist, but also part time Photographer.

I need to make some errands and get offline, get busy with giving me rep points and maybe i'll post more pics...Only kidding about rep points!
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Very pretty lady.
 
JimR said:
I actually like to see them with a little bit of clothes on so that my imagination can run wild as to what is underneath what she has on. :) :) :) Scantily clad is good for me.:beer: :beer:
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totally agree with this! The pic in the 2 piece is awesome. Nothing wrong with it at all
 
JimR said:
I can't say wether or not if she is for real or not. There is a website out there about triple breasted women. You can also tell that she has a fake smile.
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I guess I did not notice the smile. I will have to go back and check it out. :rolleyes:
 
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