Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
A woman went into a butchers shop and asked for an Aylesbury duck.
The butcher handed her a duck, she popped her finger up its bum and
said "thats not an Aylesbury duck, thats an Ancona duck."
So the butcher hands her another duck. Once again she pokes her finger
up it's bum and says "thats not an Aylesbury duck either it's a Bali duck."
The butcher passes her another duck. Again finger up the bum - she says
"thats a Crested duck."
The woman, slightly annoyed by now says to the butcher "You dont even
know an Aylesbury duck, you're not from around these parts are you?"
The butcher drops his trousers, bends over and says "You're the expert"
The butcher handed her a duck, she popped her finger up its bum and
said "thats not an Aylesbury duck, thats an Ancona duck."
So the butcher hands her another duck. Once again she pokes her finger
up it's bum and says "thats not an Aylesbury duck either it's a Bali duck."
The butcher passes her another duck. Again finger up the bum - she says
"thats a Crested duck."
The woman, slightly annoyed by now says to the butcher "You dont even
know an Aylesbury duck, you're not from around these parts are you?"
The butcher drops his trousers, bends over and says "You're the expert"