• Please be sure to read the rules and adhere to them. Some banned members have complained that they are not spammers. But they spammed us. Some even tried to redirect our members to other forums. Duh. Be smart. Read the rules and adhere to them and we will all get along just fine. Cheers. :beer: Link to the rules: https://www.forumsforums.com/threads/forum-rules-info.2974/

...but it's still funny.

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2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events

7:00 PM ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 PM ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.

7:20 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 PM ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 PM ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 PM ~ 'How I Invented the Internet' - Al Gore

8:35 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 PM ~ 'Our Troops are War Criminals' - John Kerry

9.00 PM ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan

10:00 PM ~'What America Means to US' Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

11:00 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 PM ~ 'My Friend Cesar Chavez'-Sean Penn

11:15 PM ~ 'Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay ' – Barbara Streisand

11:30 PM ~ 'Oval Office Affairs' - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 PM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 PM ~ 'How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers ' -Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 AM ~ 'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 AM ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 AM ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 AM ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 AM ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 AM ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
 
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