Ray
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Bullfrogs & Blowjobs
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for
his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were
very expensive. She
told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't
want to spend a
fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's
been trained to give blowjobs!'
'Blowjobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
what if it's
true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he
was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off.. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may
never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
noise of pots and
pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and
crashing sounds. She
ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
and the frog reading
cookbooks.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook,
your azz is
gone.'
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for
his birthday.
After looking around, she found that all the pets were
very expensive. She
told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't
want to spend a
fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog.
They say it's
been trained to give blowjobs!'
'Blowjobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this
month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and
what if it's
true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he
was extremely
skeptical and laughed it off.. The woman went to bed
happy, thinking she may
never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the
noise of pots and
pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and
crashing sounds. She
ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband
and the frog reading
cookbooks.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this frog to cook,
your azz is
gone.'
