" Brokeback Mountian" grocery list

[working woman]

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Grocery Lists

for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist, Summer, 1963


WEEK ONE
. Beans
. Bacon
. Coffee
. Whiskey

WEEK TWO
. Beans
. Ham
. Coffee
. Whiskey

WEEK THREE
. Beans al fresca
. Thin-sliced Bacon
. Hazelnut Coffee
. Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
. K-Y gel

WEEK FOUR
. Beans en salade
. Pancetta
. Coffee (espresso grind)
. 5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
. 2 tubes K-Y gel

WEEK FIVE
. Fresh Fava beans
. Jasmine rice
. Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced
. Medallions of veal
. Porcini mushrooms
. 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
. 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
. 5-6 bottles French Bordeaux (Estate Reserve)
. 1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

WEEK SIX
. Yukon Gold potatoes
. Heavy whipping cream
. Asparagus (very thin)
. Organic Eggs
. Spanish Lemons
. Gruyere cheese (well aged)
. Crushed Walnuts
. Arugula
. Clarified Butter
. Extra Virgin Olive oil
. Pure Balsamic vinegar
. 6 yards white silk organdy
. 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
. 3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve
. Large tin Crisco

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[Snowcat Operations]

LMAO!

 

[Doc]

Good one WW!!!!

 

[humor_me]

Good one WW!!!!

Awesome!!

You know,
I don't know what most of that junk is...Hey, wait a minute,...are you knockin ma arugula ??