Junkman
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The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit... "And what can I get for you,
Mr. President?" George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to
act like Mr. Clinton!
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers.......... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche'
"I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit... "And what can I get for you,
Mr. President?" George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin,.... "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to
act like Mr. Clinton!
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and
whispers.......... "It's pronounced, 'Quiche'