Boob Job...

[Galvatron]

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.


Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

you suck

 

[thcri]

Well they wouldn't be "Just Peachy" but they could be "Just Cherry"

 

[CityGirl]

They are ripe for some sap.

 

[jimbo]

I guess pine breast implants would tend to change the definition of a woody.

 

[jpr62902]

Maybe they'd be lucky (knock on wood).

 

[Galvatron]

This joke has a knock on effect for sure.

 

[CityGirl]

This joke has a knock on effect for sure.

as in ... what a great set of knockers?

 

[Galvatron]

as in ... what a great set of knockers?

o my......CG you little tinker

 

[jpr62902]

as in ... what a great set of knockers?

FTW!

 

[Danang Sailor]

I'll bet they look pretty good. Remember the classic line from "My Fair Lady" ...





























"Oh, wooden tits be loverly!"

 

[loboloco]

Teak tits, maple mounds, hickory hooters