Junkman
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Bob checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely, so he thought he would get one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. He grabbed a card on his way in.
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ... well, you know the kind.
He was in his motel room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
So he dialed the number.
"Hello?" the woman says. Wow . . . she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap-on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you need to dial 9 first."
It was an ad for a girl calling herself Monique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up to her ... well, you know the kind.
He was in his motel room and figure, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
So he dialed the number.
"Hello?" the woman says. Wow . . . she sounded sexy!
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, wear a strap-on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic.... but for an outside line, Sir, you need to dial 9 first."
