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blonde waitress

Doc

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"Why are you late?" the bartender asked as his blonde waitress walked into the bar. "Oh, it was just awful," she replied. "I was walking here when there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and was lying in the street. He had a broken arm, a fractured skull, and there was blood everywhere. Thank god I took that first-aid course." "Really?" said the bartender. "What did you do?" "I sat down on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
 
"Why are you late?" the bartender asked as his blonde waitress walked into the bar. "Oh, it was just awful," she replied. "I was walking here when there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and was lying in the street. He had a broken arm, a fractured skull, and there was blood everywhere. Thank god I took that first-aid course." "Really?" said the bartender. "What did you do?" "I sat down on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"
at least she didn't add to the paramedic's work load...
 
Man Doc.... I struggled to muster a groan for that....:bangin: I have sister that it describes though.. she sees blood and it fades to black.... should been there the day she stuck her hand though a window and slit her wrist open....
 
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