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A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,

there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

with a bright,

"T-G-I-F."



He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."



She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more

slowly.



He again answered, "S--H--I--T."



The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she

smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as

possibly, "T-G- I-F."



The man smiled back to her and once again,

"S-H-I-T."



The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,

"'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.'

Get it, duuhhh?"



The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey,

It's Thursday."
 
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