Jim_S
Gone But Not Forgotten
A blonde was in a hardware store sporting goods department and saw a stainless steel Thermos bottle. She had never seen anything like it before so she asked the sales clerk about it.He told her it's a Thermos.
She asked what it does and he told her "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
She then asked why you would want to do that. He told her that people take them hunting, fishing, camping, hiking and even to work so they can have something hot or cold whenever they want it.
She was intrigued so she bought it. The next day at work another blonde saw it on her desk and asked her what it is. She replied, "It's a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The other blonde then asked "What do you have in it?"
The first blonde smiled and said "Two cups of coffee and a PopSicle."
She asked what it does and he told her "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
She then asked why you would want to do that. He told her that people take them hunting, fishing, camping, hiking and even to work so they can have something hot or cold whenever they want it.
She was intrigued so she bought it. The next day at work another blonde saw it on her desk and asked her what it is. She replied, "It's a Thermos, it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The other blonde then asked "What do you have in it?"
The first blonde smiled and said "Two cups of coffee and a PopSicle."