thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
A guy is having a drink
in a bar.
A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.
then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!
in a bar.
A lot of drinks.
A very dark bar.
He leans over to the big woman
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
next to him and says,
"Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies,
"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy blinks, swallows, and thinks about it for a second"Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something.
Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lbs. and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder.
The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6' 2" and 220 lbs;
she's an ex-pro wrestler.
Next to her is a blonde
who's 6' 5",weighs 250 lbs.,
and she's a kick boxer professional.
Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
then says;
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."!