Hi Mom, it's me.
"Hi Pam, are you okay?
I thought you were with your father at the Hardware store, looking for a drill."
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."
"Oh my god, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.
Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"
"Hi Pam, are you okay?
I thought you were with your father at the Hardware store, looking for a drill."
"Yeah, I was, but I got arrested and they've let me make one phone call, and that's why I'm calling you."
"Oh my god, what happened?"
"Oh, I punched this African-American woman in the face."
"What on earth . . . Why did you do that?"
"Well, it really wasn't my fault. Dad told me to find a Black and Decker.
Mom, I knocked the shit out of her!"