MrLiberty
Bronze Member
Bill and Bob were out hunting one day when Bob suddenly keels over. In a pnaic Bill dials 911 on his cell phone and cries out that his friend just dropped dead. A helpful and calming voice on the other end of the line says, "I can help, but first you must make sure that your friend is really dead." After a brief silence the operator hears a gun shot. Bill returns to the phone and says, "Now what?"