muleman
Gone But Not Forgotten
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a"handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes we've been getting by email lately."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."[/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes and everything she would need were in the garage. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blond jokes we've been getting by email lately."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Sans-serif]"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."[/FONT]
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