Best Freakin' Joke EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deadly Sushi]

Two sausages are cooking in a frying pan. One sausage says, "Hey, is it just me, or is it warm in here?"

To which the other sausage replies, "AAAAAHHH!!! A Talking Sausage!!!"​

 

[pirate_girl]

Sush, have you had your coffee yet?
lol

 

[lilnixon]

Sush, have you had your coffee yet?
lol

Your post is funnier than the joke..

 

[Durwood RIP]

Sounds to me like our fishy friend needs to cut back on the spirits and playing with his own sausage a little bit.

 

[muleman]

He did! He stuck it in the skillet with another one.