Beatrice was her Church's organist, She had been for the past 35 years or so..
She had never married, but choose instead to stay with her parents till they were gone. She never missed a Sunday morning as she and the congrigation loved to hear her play...
The church recieved a new Pastor, and rightfully he payed Beatrice a call, to discuss the music for his first Sunday with the congrigation. Beatrice invited in the new pastor, and had him sit in her parlor while she made coffee...
The new Pastor was admiring the beautiful organ in the parlor, and noticed a small cut glass vase, half full of water with a condom floating in it..
After their discussion, the Pastor upon leaving payed Batrice a compliment on the organ in the parlor. As he did so, he asked about the bowl with the water on the corner...
You noticed! Beatrice beamed...
I was walking through the park last summer and found a small package on the ground unopened.. It said on the back, Place on organ, keep moist, prevents diesease..
She then said, You know I haven't had a cold or the flu all winter!!
Regards, Kirk
She had never married, but choose instead to stay with her parents till they were gone. She never missed a Sunday morning as she and the congrigation loved to hear her play...
The church recieved a new Pastor, and rightfully he payed Beatrice a call, to discuss the music for his first Sunday with the congrigation. Beatrice invited in the new pastor, and had him sit in her parlor while she made coffee...
The new Pastor was admiring the beautiful organ in the parlor, and noticed a small cut glass vase, half full of water with a condom floating in it..
After their discussion, the Pastor upon leaving payed Batrice a compliment on the organ in the parlor. As he did so, he asked about the bowl with the water on the corner...
You noticed! Beatrice beamed...
She then said, You know I haven't had a cold or the flu all winter!!
Regards, Kirk