Beaten woman.

[Galvatron]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home

drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband comes

home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start gargling with it.

Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk

I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never touched me.

Doctor:"You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"

 

[Treefriend]

I guess I might as well give up on "getting" right wing humor.

Spousal abuse, by a drunk, abusive husband. Ha. Ha. Blame the

abused.

I know, I know, its just a joke. What's next? Here, I'll get you started...


"A Nazi and a Jew walk into a bar..."

 

[NorthernRedneck]

I guess I might as well give up on "getting" right wing humor.

Spousal abuse, by a drunk, abusive husband. Ha. Ha. Blame the

abused.

I know, I know, its just a joke. What's next? Here, I'll get you started...


"A Nazi and a Jew walk into a bar..."

Perhaps you should have named yourself "Mr. Negative"....

Every post I read of yours is nothing but negativity. IT'S A JOKE!!!!! GET IT?????? A JOKE!!!!!







.....now, where's that ignore button again????

 

[Galvatron]

I guess I might as well give up on "getting" right wing humor.

Spousal abuse, by a drunk, abusive husband. Ha. Ha. Blame the

abused.

I know, I know, its just a joke. What's next? Here, I'll get you started...


"A Nazi and a Jew walk into a bar..."

You are really getting on my tits now...if i was serious i would have not put it in the Jokes section.....you are now becoming hard work.

The Nazi and Jew comment was way below par and shit will stick trust me.....cant believe you can compare the two....

 

[Treefriend]

Perhaps you should have named yourself "Mr. Negative"....

Every post I read of yours is nothing but negativity. IT'S A JOKE!!!!! GET IT?????? A JOKE!!!!!









.....now, where's that ignore button again????

That's bizarre, dude. A "keep your mouth shut, bitch, and maybe you won't get hit"

joke does not strike you as negative but someone bring it up does.

Like I said, the mental twists involved in creating a rightie are lost on me.

 

[Galvatron]

That's bizarre, dude. A "keep your mouth shut, bitch, and maybe you won't get hit"

joke does not strike you as negative but someone bring it up does.

Like I said, the mental twists involved in creating a rightie are lost on me.

So you think i am a woman beater due to me posting a joke....i think you have issues un-resolved and maybe i stirred your inner self...show me some respect and do not read my posts...hit ignore.....

Admin we may have to remove the Jokes Forum before we harm a Tree.

Pisses me off we cant just Laugh these days.

 

[Treefriend]

So you think i am a woman beater due to me posting a joke....i think you have issues un-resolved and maybe i stirred your inner self...show me some respect and do not read my posts...hit ignore.....

Admin we may have to remove the Jokes Forum before we harm a Tree.

Pisses me off we cant just Laugh these days.

No, I don't necessarily think you are a wife beater...and asking the admin to

delete the joke forum is a little dramatic...some topics just don't

lend themselves to humor, that was my point.

 

[Galvatron]

No, I don't necessarily think you are a wife beater...and asking the admin to

delete the joke forum is a little dramatic...some topics just don't

lend themselves to humor.

Some people need to lend themselves to humor....shall we write a do not joke list...let me start...

Man with lisp...

Ginger kid...

Fat man....

Jesus...

Illegal immigrant....

Irishman and a Scotsman...

vagina clinic...

Aids victim...

Barrack Obama...

Dementia ...

Heart attack...

Virgin...

Little Jonny...

I can think of hundreds of things that are offensive with all the above....Fuck it i best never speak again.

Jokes are over everyone......this means i may never post again as joking and laughter is my main contribution to FF.

You know who to blame.

F......F......i best not.

 

[Treefriend]

From that list I would say AIDs victims are off limits...the rest of it,

not so much. I would add to the list child victims of pederast priests.

Plenty of material for jokes without making helpless victims into the butt of

the joke.

 

[Galvatron]

From that list I would say AIDs victims are off limits...the rest of it,

not so much. I would add to the list child victims of pederast priests.

Plenty of material for jokes without making helpless victims into the butt of

the joke.

so a Ginger kid could walk into the doctors black and blue...as can a fat man,man with dementia ect ect....you are a 2 faced ass with conflicting views.

Your views have no credit whats so ever,in fact i feel your input is only to try and stir shit among others....i am not right wing as you earlier suggested,in fact people like you that accuse people like me of being right wing just say so as they have no meaning of the term and its a easy defense of your own arrogance.

K M A.

 

[Treefriend]

I have no idea what a ginger kid is...

My opinion stands. "Keep your big mouth shut, bitch and maybe I won't hurt

you" jokes aren't funny. Don't like my opinion? That's fine, but upping the ante

on your defensiveness won't change it. We disagree on what is funny, that's all.

 

[Galvatron]

I have no idea what a ginger kid is...

My opinion stands. "Keep your big mouth shut, bitch and maybe I won't hurt

you" jokes aren't funny. Don't like my opinion? That's fine, but upping the ante

on your defensiveness won't change it. We disagree on what is funny, that's all.

Then do me the favor and stay away from the Jokes section....if you have no humor dont pop in....my title of the joke gave full explanation on where it was going yet you still chose to read it....

You best go back and wait for Sushi to get naked....hahahahahahahaha




K S A.

 

[Cowboy]

I have no idea what a ginger kid is...

My opinion stands. "Keep your big mouth shut, bitch and maybe I won't hurt

you" jokes aren't funny. Don't like my opinion? That's fine, but upping the ante

on your defensiveness won't change it. We disagree on what is funny, that's all.

Once again you show your true colors treefriend , I wont even lower myself to your level . I,ve got some trees to cut up for firewood .

 

[Reno]

I guess I might as well give up on "getting" right wing humor.

Spousal abuse, by a drunk, abusive husband. Ha. Ha. Blame the

abused.

I know, I know, its just a joke. What's next? Here, I'll get you started...


"A Nazi and a Jew walk into a bar..."

Amigo, if there's one thing I've learned in my 73 years it's when you go into a joke situation you need to turn off your "moral compass" and just remember to either walk away or, if you find it funny in spite of the affront to your sensibilities, laugh and move on. While you may be perfectly justified in your indignation, we need to pick our battles or lose all ability to confront others on bigger issues and be respected in our opinions. Just my opinion and obviously I mean no offense.

 

[muleman]

use one of these!

 

[Galvatron]

Amigo, if there's one thing I've learned in my 73 years it's when you go into a joke situation you need to turn off your "moral compass" and just remember to either walk away or, if you find it funny in spite of the affront to your sensibilities, laugh and move on. While you may be perfectly justified in your indignation, we need to pick our battles or lose all ability to confront others on bigger issues and be respected in our opinions. Just my opinion and obviously I mean no offense.

Reno did you just say F*ck Off in a polite wayi have much to learn

Eh my friend are you 73 for real....i bow down and show respect.....you have great input and very good PC info....not many older gents are on a level like you and i respect that.....Honest full Respect as you come over like your in your late 20's maybe 30's....i am gobsmacked.

 

[Treefriend]

Amigo, if there's one thing I've learned in my 73 years it's when you go into a joke situation you need to turn off your "moral compass" and just remember to either walk away or, if you find it funny in spite of the affront to your sensibilities, laugh and move on. While you may be perfectly justified in your indignation, we need to pick our battles or lose all ability to confront others on bigger issues and be respected in our opinions. Just my opinion and obviously I mean no offense.

You're probably right on this...I'll keep it in mind. At the same time, I have made a mental

note of who thinks its funny.

 

[Galvatron]

I have made a mental note of who thinks its funny.

I think we all have a mental note on you...."mental" being the optimum word.


People like you kill the escapism most come to a forum for.

Back to your failed studies.


And by the way....

WHO CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!!!

 

[Treefriend]

I didn't know escapism was the main reason people come to forums.

Looking at most of the topics it seems like most people show up to

discuss a variety of topics. The jokes forum is for humor but you don't

need to freak out any time someone does not agree with you on what is

funny. If it had not been so over the top I probably would not have commented

on it.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

add me to the list, treehugger. i find you to be a very elaborate TROLL on this forum i love so much. like a wart on the bottom of my foot, you are a pain to be around. you contribute next to nothin on this forum, yet you are still here. hard to believe, eh? you get all up in arms over the stupidest shit, and expect others to join you in your battle against people with views other than yours. i could go on, but, eh? why bother?

 

[Galvatron]

I didn't know escapism was the main reason people come to forums.

Looking at most of the topics it seems like most people show up to

discuss a variety of topics. The jokes forum is for humor but you don't

need to freak out any time someone does not agree with you on what is

funny. If it had not been so over the top I probably would not have commented

on it.

Now i am real bored .....cant even read all the twaddle...


heres some whack off material knock yaself out and come back(hopefully not)with some sense of humor.

Now thats comedy

 

[Treefriend]

add me to the list, treehugger. i find you to be a very elaborate TROLL on this forum i love so much. like a wart on the bottom of my foot, you are a pain to be around. you contribute next to nothin on this forum, yet you are still here. hard to believe, eh? you get all up in arms over the stupidest shit, and expect others to join you in your battle against people with different views. i could go on, but, eh? why bother?

I don't really expect anyone to join me in any so-called "battle", on the contrary.

You have your opinion, and I have mine. Tossing out the word troll is something anyone could

do to someone they don't agree with, I don't take that seriously.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

first of all, galv:

second of all, i rarely use the word TROLL on someone, if im not sure thats what they are. all you bring to this forum, at least what i see, is negativity, and attempts at seeming intelligent. and everytime you do that, you have missed the main point in the thread and end up looking like a moron. please never enter my thread, and ruin it with your bullcrap. thank you and have a lovely, tree-huggy damn day

 

[Treefriend]

...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

assclown

 

[Cowboy]

I didn't know escapism was the main reason people come to forums.

Looking at most of the topics it seems like most people show up to

discuss a variety of topics. The jokes forum is for humor but you don't

need to freak out any time someone does not agree with you on what is

funny. If it had not been so over the top I probably would not have commented

on it.

Do you even read your own posts ?

You aint even been here a month & allready made over 500 posts . None that I found informative , interesting & most times so far off topic , offensive or repulsive its sad .


I aint been here much longer then you have & sure I got opinions too , but I do try to have respect for others opinions as well . Some really piss me off & I type before I think . Much like the few I,ve replyed to after a few of your posts . I guess I just dont get it . You think you have the answers to everything . I sure as hell dont . But when I,m in the wrong I,ll be the first to admit it .

Sure glad you have trees for friends .

 

[Galvatron]

I posted before this comment way back...

With every post you make it is like a brush stroke in your own self portrait...the more you post the clearer the portrait becomes.

Some posts are thicker stronger brush marks than others,others are fine touches but they all give a ever lasting inpression on who you are.

I am 110% happy with my portrait...yea some may say it's not perfect but it's honest and clear.

Just remember this when the early frost affects your blossom Tree Hugger.

 

[muleman]

BS cutter!

 

[Treefriend]

Translation: "We have agreed on what is right and what is wrong

to post on this forum. You can bash the President, tear down the country and advocate for

same old, same old failed policies...we won't call that negative because we

agree. You can post jokes about how hilarious it is that a woman gets

beaten black and blue by a drunken abuser because she had it coming for opening her yap.

We like that. It's funny. That is not negative. As long as you agree with our

group-think definitions you are welcome to post. If you disagree you are welcome

to be here but, like that stupid woman who deserved the beating, keep your

yap shut. And if you disagree and open your yap about it then we will be sure to

try to shut you down."


I get it. That's the de facto agreement you have as to the rules for this

community. All communities have those kinds of agreements so I won't

argue with it. You will either succeed in shutting me up or getting me banned

which ever comes first. That's the breaks, but don't try to put lipstick on the pig.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

if its such a damn problem for you, why are you still here?