A man wakes up in the hospital, head to toe in a body cast.
Doc comes in,
"Well Joe, you probably don't remember what happened. You were in a real bad accident.
The good news is you are ok, and your insurance will take care of everything. But we need a decision on something by the morning, or the procedure will fail.
The bad news is your wiener was chopped off in the accident. But like I said, insurance is covering everything. They have the surgery funded at up to $9,000.00.
Here's the issue Joe. It costs about $1,000 an inch for a new wiener. I have no idea how you were before hand. So, here's the issue: If you want a 9"er, and had a 5"er, it may upset your wife. And if you want to cash out a bit, and go with 5", and had a 9"er, that will really upset your wife.
So talk it over with wife, and let me know asap."
Next morning, Doc walks in "so Joe, what is the size you want?"
"Wife and I discussed last night. We are getting a granite countertop."
Doc comes in,
"Well Joe, you probably don't remember what happened. You were in a real bad accident.
The good news is you are ok, and your insurance will take care of everything. But we need a decision on something by the morning, or the procedure will fail.
The bad news is your wiener was chopped off in the accident. But like I said, insurance is covering everything. They have the surgery funded at up to $9,000.00.
Here's the issue Joe. It costs about $1,000 an inch for a new wiener. I have no idea how you were before hand. So, here's the issue: If you want a 9"er, and had a 5"er, it may upset your wife. And if you want to cash out a bit, and go with 5", and had a 9"er, that will really upset your wife.
So talk it over with wife, and let me know asap."
Next morning, Doc walks in "so Joe, what is the size you want?"
"Wife and I discussed last night. We are getting a granite countertop."
