A couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband
> to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,
> and
> she got out to see if it was still alive. It was.
>
> She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
> with
> us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
>
> He says, "Okay, bring it in the car."
>
> "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" she asked.
>
> He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
>
> "But what about the smell?" she asked.
>
> He says, "Just hold its nose."
>
> The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit
> out
> of him died at the scene.
>
> to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,
> and
> she got out to see if it was still alive. It was.
>
> She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
> with
> us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
>
> He says, "Okay, bring it in the car."
>
> "Where shall I put it to get it warm?" she asked.
>
> He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
>
> "But what about the smell?" she asked.
>
> He says, "Just hold its nose."
>
> The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit
> out
> of him died at the scene.
>
I got a good laugh out of it the 2nd time around.
