A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter
and boomed, "howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown,
spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas.
Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th'
top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I
hate the Irish."
Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she
took his ticket and showed him onto the plane. He
sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow
next to him, "howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled
B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot
3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head
to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
The little fellow turned to him, "well now, how d'ye
do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from
Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall, and I'm
white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes,
except for me rectum, which is brown. Spelled
B-R-O-W-N."
and boomed, "howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown,
spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas.
Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th'
top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes, and I
hate the Irish."
Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she
took his ticket and showed him onto the plane. He
sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow
next to him, "howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled
B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot
3-inches tall. Ah'm white from th' top of mah head
to th' tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."
The little fellow turned to him, "well now, how d'ye
do. My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from
Dublin, Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall, and I'm
white from the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes,
except for me rectum, which is brown. Spelled
B-R-O-W-N."
