Australian Thinking.

[Galvatron]

*Two Aussies, Davo and Vin, were adrift in a lifeboat. While

rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old

lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.*



*This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not

the standard three.*



*Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, "Turn the

entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!"*



*The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the

sea turned into the hard-earned thirst quencher. The genie vanished.*



*Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the

two men considered their circumstances. Vin looked disgustedly at

Davo whose wish had been granted.*



*After a long, tension-filled moment Vin said, "Nice going Davo! Now

we're going to have to piss in the boat."*

 

[muleman]

Or use Rusty's pockets!