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Army Cadet

Leni

Leni

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A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."

The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
 
Good one!!

I thought it would make a nice Obama joke, so.....

Obama had just chewed out one of his military guards and as he was walking away, he turned to the soldier and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and shit on my grave."

The soldier replied, "Not me, Mr. President! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
 
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