Are you republican?

[Bailey]

Things you have to believe to be a Republican today
===================================================
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a
bad
guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then
demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing
health care to all Americans is socialism. HMOs and insurance
companies
have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools. A president lying about an
extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying
to
enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense
policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George
Bush's driving record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.
You support states' rights, but the Attorney General can tell states
what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but
what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

 

[waybomb]

hahahahahahahahaha! Now that's funny.

Not!

What is funny is a Dem stereotyping an entire group of 50% or so of Americans. I thought only Republicans did that.

 

[California]

I don't think all Republicans are described by that list.

But it think it fairly describes an Orthodox Republican as defined by Carl Rove and Rush Limbaugh.

You guys need to get beyond those two political strategists. They have done enormous harm to this country with their narrow vision and just plain meanness.

Who will be the first to provide an example?

 

[ddrane2115]

You mean Rush is not right, dag gum it..........had my pen all ready to do a write in for him.


Kind of like if you find a peice of bread with mold, do you keep the rest and toss the one................NO, you toss the whole thing..............we need to do this in WASHINGTON....................get a new loaf.........

 

[waybomb]

Oh ya, y'all convinced me. The Dem pols are trustworthy, honest, never deceitful, always do what they say, say what they mean, are never contradictory in anything they say or in their actions, and are only in politics to help the "small" guy.

I'm converted. I am all in now, baby.

THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LYIN CHEATIN THIEVES! Rep, Dem, Indy, whatever.

 

[Doc]

Fred, I think you got it right. Sad but true.