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Another Ole and Sven

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waybomb

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Ole and Sven were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.

Ole said, "I'm gonna do dat when I win da lottery."

"What's dat, den?" asks Sven.

"Send my lawn away to be mowed."
 
I liked it when they were ice fishing on the lake, after they reeled in their fifth pound of ice, Sven looked up at the snowmachines running back and forth and said "Ve shudt be Doing Dat"! Ole watched for a moment and said "Vats Dat"?

Sven smiled and said "Trolling liked dose guys"!
 
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