Another Groaner

[Spiffy1]

Another of Einstein's Theories​

Einstein's was born March 14, 1879. He would be 129 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, ElsaLowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed... He postulatedthat if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as...​

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[Spiffy1]

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Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

 

[benspawpaw]

thats like relative humidity

it is when you ask a family member to borrow money and he says piss on you

 

[Erik]

I thought it was that thin sheen of sweat between a person and their cousin...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I thought it was that thin sheen of sweat between a person and their cousin...

nuthin wrong with that