A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
> I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
> started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
> finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
> tiger."
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
> and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
> studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
> and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
> to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
> nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed......... ....... "Let's put all
> the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
> I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
> started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
> finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a
> tiger."
> Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in
> and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
> studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her
> and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able
> to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
> He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
> nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed......... ....... "Let's put all
> the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."