Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get
rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and
hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign
to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution! These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was North because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"...
She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told
him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week."!
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"
Here's your sign! He ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . .
SHE ALSO votes!
rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and
hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home.You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without even one
person looking twice at it. He eventually decided
that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign
to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution! These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
estate agent which direction was North because, he
explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff"...
She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
center. One day I got a call from an individual who
asked what hours the call center was open. I told
him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week."!
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific"
Here's your sign! He ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's
designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets
trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
My sister ALSO votes!
==========
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount...
He ALSO votes!
==========
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"
I explained that a person's nose
and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned...
My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told
the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?". . .
SHE ALSO votes!
