And then the fight started...

[Cowboyjg]

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I left my wallet
at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I needed to go
home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So I opened my shirt revealing
my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me,' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'you should have dropped your pants.
You could have qualified for disability, too.'

.. and then the fight started.

 

[Spiffy1]

 

[CityGirl]

What he said......

 

[thcri]

 

[rlk]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes" I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.

"My God!" says my wift, "Who would think a person could g on celebrating that long?"

And that's when the fight started....