Anal Glaucoma

[pirate_girl]

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that
she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

'So, what's the matter?' he asks.

'I have a case of anal glaucoma,' she says in a weak voice.

'And what the hell is anal glaucoma?'

'I just can't see my ass coming into work today.'

Ba dum dum !

 

[American Woman]

She must have had anal glaucoma before the hard times set in. There are too many people waiting in line for her job now