An Engineer.

[Galvatron]

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier
and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."

So, the
engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer
gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and
building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush
toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One
day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it
going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great.
We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no
telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies,
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten
down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way." I like having an
engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up
here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right.
And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"