An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Pete checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer. You are in the wrong place."
So the engineer goes to the gates of hell and is admitted.
Before long, he becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they have air conditioning, flush toilets, and internet access (and membership in FF).
One day god calls satan and asks, "How are things going down there in hell?"
Satan answers, "Great. Since that engineer came we have air conditioning, flush toilets, and internet access (and membership in FF). Can't wait to see what he will do next."
God says, "Something is wrong. You are not supposed to have any engineers. Someone made a mistake. Send him up here immediately."
Satan replies, "Not gonna happen. I like having him around and I'm going to keep him."
God angrily demands, "Send him up here or I'll sue!"
Satan laughs and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
So the engineer goes to the gates of hell and is admitted.
Before long, he becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they have air conditioning, flush toilets, and internet access (and membership in FF).
One day god calls satan and asks, "How are things going down there in hell?"
Satan answers, "Great. Since that engineer came we have air conditioning, flush toilets, and internet access (and membership in FF). Can't wait to see what he will do next."
God says, "Something is wrong. You are not supposed to have any engineers. Someone made a mistake. Send him up here immediately."
Satan replies, "Not gonna happen. I like having him around and I'm going to keep him."
God angrily demands, "Send him up here or I'll sue!"
Satan laughs and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?"
