an engineer goes to the pearly gates

[Snowtrac Nome]

An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates.

Saint Peter checks his dossier and, not seeing his name there,
accidentally sends him to Hell.

It doesn't take long before the engineer becomes rather dissatisfied with
the level of comfort in Hell.

He soon begins to design and build improvements. Shortly thereafter, Hell
has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. Needless to say, the
engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan and says: "So, how are things in Hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning,
flush toilets, and escalators. And there's no telling what this engineer
is going to come up with next."

"What!" God exclaims: "You've got an engineer?

That's a mistake - he should never have been sent to Hell. Send him to me."

"Not a chance," Satan replies: "I like having an engineer on the staff,
and I'm keeping him!"

God insists: "Send him back or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers: "Yeah, right. And where are you
going to get a lawyer?"



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[ki0ho]

DDS. deserves 10 attaboys for that one!!!!!!!

 

[thepooguy]

did you say "10 alter boys"?

 

[ki0ho]

did you say "10 alter boys"?

Nope I said....10 atta......Boys!!!! course ya want to remember.......One aw-shit ...will wipe out 100....Atta...boys!!!!!

 

[Snowtrac Nome]

Don't need alter boys i'm Lutheran not catholic

 

[Snowtrac Nome]

On the subject of alter boys A catholic priest was taking confession, and a case of the green apple trots hit him. With no one to relieve him he called over sanchez the janitor to take over for him. sanchez says father I don't know what to do The priest says no problem here is a list of sins and penances. Sanchez says ok I think I can do this, the priest takes off and the first customer for the janitor jumps in and says forgive me father I have sinned. Sanchez says what was your sin the lady says I have had oral sex. sanchez looks at the sins nothing under o than he looks under h and b still nothing. Sanchez is getting frustrated when he sees little billy the alter boy, and asks the boy, he asks what the father gives for a blow job, the boy replies 2 snickers and a coke.

 

[Leni]

OMG!