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AN AMISH WOMAN AND HER DAUGHTER WERE RIDING IN A BUGGY ONE BLISTERING COLD DAY.
THE DAUGHTER SAID TO THE MOTHER, 'MY HANDS ARE FREEZING COLD.'
HER MOTHER REPLIED, 'PUT THEM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND YOUR BODY HEAT WILL WARM THEM UP.'
THE NEXT DAY THE DAUGHTER WAS RIDING WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHO SAID,'MY HANDS ARE FREEZING COLD.'
THE GIRL REPLIED, 'PUT THEM BETWEEN MY LEGS AND MY BODY HEAT WILL WARM THEM UP.'
HE DID AND WARMED HIS HANDS.
THE FOLLOWING DAY THE BOYFRIEND WAS AGAIN IN THE BUGGY WITH THE DAUGHTER. HE SAID 'MY NOSE IS COLD.'
THE GIRL REPLIED, 'PUT IT BETWEEN MY LEGS AND THE WARMTH OF MY BODY WILL WARM IT UP.'
HE DID AND WARMED HIS NOSE.
THE DAY AFTER, THE BOYFRIEND WAS AGAIN DRIVING WITH THE DAUGHTER AND HE SAID, 'MY PENIS IS FROZEN SOLID.'
THE NEXT DAY, THE DAUGHTER WAS DRIVING WITH THE MOTHER AGAIN , AND SHE ASKS, 'HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A PENIS?'
CONCERNED, THE MOTHER SAID, 'WHY YES.....WHY DO YOU ASK?'
THE DAUGHTER REPLIES, 'THEY SURE MAKE ONE HELL OF A MESS WHEN THEY DEFROST, DON'T THEY .
THE DAUGHTER SAID TO THE MOTHER, 'MY HANDS ARE FREEZING COLD.'
HER MOTHER REPLIED, 'PUT THEM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND YOUR BODY HEAT WILL WARM THEM UP.'
THE NEXT DAY THE DAUGHTER WAS RIDING WITH HER BOYFRIEND WHO SAID,'MY HANDS ARE FREEZING COLD.'
THE GIRL REPLIED, 'PUT THEM BETWEEN MY LEGS AND MY BODY HEAT WILL WARM THEM UP.'
HE DID AND WARMED HIS HANDS.
THE FOLLOWING DAY THE BOYFRIEND WAS AGAIN IN THE BUGGY WITH THE DAUGHTER. HE SAID 'MY NOSE IS COLD.'
THE GIRL REPLIED, 'PUT IT BETWEEN MY LEGS AND THE WARMTH OF MY BODY WILL WARM IT UP.'
HE DID AND WARMED HIS NOSE.
THE DAY AFTER, THE BOYFRIEND WAS AGAIN DRIVING WITH THE DAUGHTER AND HE SAID, 'MY PENIS IS FROZEN SOLID.'
THE NEXT DAY, THE DAUGHTER WAS DRIVING WITH THE MOTHER AGAIN , AND SHE ASKS, 'HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A PENIS?'
CONCERNED, THE MOTHER SAID, 'WHY YES.....WHY DO YOU ASK?'
THE DAUGHTER REPLIES, 'THEY SURE MAKE ONE HELL OF A MESS WHEN THEY DEFROST, DON'T THEY .
