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Amazing Simple Home Remedies

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Gina

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[FONT=&quot]AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES
BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]HOLD THE VEGETABLES[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
[/FONT][FONT=&quot]WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES
ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT
BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~
SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]FEW MINUTES,
THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT][FONT=&quot]TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK
WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER
AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP
AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH,
TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.
THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE -
WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE.
IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40...
IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER,
YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

[/FONT][FONT=&quot]DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES -
NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING
BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
 
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