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"ALL my business"

FrancSevin

Proudly Deplorable
Arriving home around noon one day, the wife was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

.......at the age of 59, he'd just been fired and he couldn't see them able to find another position than paid anywhere near what he'd bee earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.........

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out............ 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you ALL of my business!'


That's when she shot him.
 
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