muleman
Gone But Not Forgotten
Al, Bill and Barrack in Heaven
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven... God addresses
Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that
now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit
at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but
I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges
are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barrack Obama go to heaven... God addresses
Al first. ''Al, what do you believe in?''
Al replies: "Well, I believe that I won that election, but that it
was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that
now.''
God thinks for a second and says: "Very good. Come and sit
at my left.''
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?''
Bill replies: "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but
I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges
are held against me.''
God thinks for a second and says: "You are forgiven, my son.
Come and sit at my right.''
Then God addresses Barrack. "Barrack, what do you believe in?''
He replies: "I believe you're in my chair."
