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Afternoon love making
- Thread starter Galvatron
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rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
Well i think this is the best time of day during the week.....kids at school....your full of energy.
And yes with you partner not the mail lady.
Bring it on.
My dad learned the hard way not to ask me about nooners....
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
American Woman
Banned
Nooners? We call'em "anytimewecangett'em" 
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
Tell all
LMAO You sure about that?
American Woman
Banned
I wanna know too!....you may have to take it our forum if it's X rated.....we don't want you to leave anything out 
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
I wanna know too!....you may have to take it our forum if it's X rated.....we don't want you to leave anything out
Not X-Rated at all....
So... My dad, aunt, uncle, one other guy and me are all working one day on an insulating job for my aunt and uncles company...We break for lunch and all pile into the van...Dad's phone rings. It's my mom and he makes a crack about her callin him in for a nooner. So ha ha my dad's a goofier pervert than most of us... MY phone rings.. of course it's my wife...so I am answering and talking to her and the whole time he is blabbering about her calling ME for a nooner...
So.. I get off the phone... and pause and say..."Hmm I don't remember when the last nooner I had was........
Oh wait... yes I do... and it was in YOUR kitchen"
He went silent. The other three erupted into laughter.
He has never mentioned nooners since.
Oh.. and the nooner was damn fun too....
thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
I know I know, it was under the table and you hit your head and that is why you can't remember????
American Woman
Banned
If it was my kitchen I like to assume it under the table
But it's my guess there were butt prints on the counter.
But it's my guess there were butt prints on the counter.
Trakternut
Active member
Y'know what you call sex at 10 am?
A nooner, only sooner!
A nooner, only sooner!
Trakternut
Active member
Ha! Ha! Ha! When you read the homepage, this thread follow the food and drink forum. So, we have;
What's your favorite Snack?
Below it;
Afternoon Lovemaking
Just about answers that, doesn't it?
What's your favorite Snack?
Below it;
Afternoon Lovemaking
Just about answers that, doesn't it?
Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Ha! Ha! Ha! When you read the homepage, this thread follow the food and drink forum. So, we have;
What's your favorite Snack?
Below it;
Afternoon Lovemaking
Just about answers that, doesn't it?
lucky the next section dont read "ball game turns nasty"
American Woman
Banned
"Or guy get Balls smashed in a freak accident"
American Woman
Banned
I'll go see if I can find a picture of "smashed balls"! and complete this thread for ya
nixon
Boned
I'll go see if I can find a picture of "smashed balls"! and complete this thread for ya
Oh be still My heart !
Cityboy
Banned
Well i think this is the best time of day during the week.....kids at school....your full of energy.
And yes with you partner not the mail lady.
Bring it on.
Got off work early this afternoon and headed home.....Just finished some Afternoon Delight with Citygirl a little while ago.
Great suggestion Galv!
Weekend mornings are great too!
urednecku
Banned
Any morning is great. Hell, ANY TIME is great!Got off work early this afternoon and headed home.....Just finished some Afternoon Delight with Citygirl a little while ago.
Great suggestion Galv!
Weekend mornings are great too!
American Woman
Banned
That was good......I was naked...we kissed.....
then mountain police guy came up and asked us if everything was ok.
thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
That was good......I was naked...we kissed.....
then mountain police guy came up and asked us if everything was ok.
As you stood there naked? LOL
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
That was good......I was naked...we kissed.....
then mountain police guy came up and asked us if everything was ok.
At least he was not the Mounting police guy...
urednecku
Banned
no, that was me.
thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
rback33
Hangin in Tornado Alley
urednecku
Banned
No, I was preparing to mount AW when the mountain guy drove up, so the mountee was not mounted as we sought shelter in our mount (car) & sat there with the mounting pad covering the mountee until the mountain guy completed his inquiry and exited the area, at which time the mountee returned the mounting pad to the ground where the mounter mounted the mountee and completed the mount.I sure hope as heck hope you weren't mounting the Mounting Police Guy
Any more questions?
Trakternut
Active member
Well, I guess that amounts to about the sum of the story eh?
thcri
Gone But Not Forgotten
No I will just have to make some assumptions on assuming you knew what you were talking about. Maybe I should just go home and think about it all an skip work.