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Add your favorite Redneck One-liners
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BadAttitude
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\DAP said:
Funny shid with the mail box...Bills
it's a stones throw from my place
BadAttitude
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Ok maybe a little more than a stones throw, but not much(1.5 miles). That pole is only about 15' or so. Been there for yrs. At first I laughed about it, but now I think he really meant it. Tooooo many bills maybebczoom said:Like throwing stones from your driveway in the background to 30' up that pole?
Bubba & his bride get to the hotel room and as he starts tearing her clothes off she says
"Now take easy on me, I'm a virgin you know"
Bubba says "what's a virgin?" Well, Bubba dear that means I've never slept with a man before.
He gets a blank stare...then runs out of the room half naked and 3 miles all the way home.
His pa sees him at the door and says "what's wrong boy?" She told me she's a virgin!!!
"Well, you done the right thing son....if she aint good 'nuff for her family she shore aint good 'nuff for ours!"
Yeah....I know not a One-liner...but sure Redneck!
"Now take easy on me, I'm a virgin you know"
Bubba says "what's a virgin?" Well, Bubba dear that means I've never slept with a man before.
He gets a blank stare...then runs out of the room half naked and 3 miles all the way home.
His pa sees him at the door and says "what's wrong boy?" She told me she's a virgin!!!
"Well, you done the right thing son....if she aint good 'nuff for her family she shore aint good 'nuff for ours!"
Yeah....I know not a One-liner...but sure Redneck!