A Women's Prayer

[thcri]

Dear Lord...
So far today, I am doing all right.
I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self indulgent.
I have not whined, bitched, cursed, or eaten any chocolate.
I have not charged on my credit card.
However, I am going to get out of bed in a few minutes, and I will need a lot more help after that.
Amen.

 

[Bobcat]

Wheww! I was about to feel bad that I go through most of that before my second cup of coffee in the morning.

 

[bczoom]

I knew it had to be that exact punchline before I got to it...