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A woman goes vibrator shopping

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A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for
vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might
be interested in this one. It's our most
realistic model."

The woman said, "You mean it's shaped exactly like a man's penis?"

"No," the clerk replied, "I mean that after five
minutes it goes soft for the rest of the night."
 
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