Galvatron
Spock and Galvatron < one and the same
Two guys are sitting by a lake fishing and enjoying a warm summer's day.
A canoeist passes by, when all of a sudden his canoe sinks. The canoeist doesn't re-surface
After about 10 minutes, one angler asks if the other saw what happened. He had.
"Don't you think we ought to look for him?" said one
They went in with their waders and dragged out a lifeless body.
"Go on then, do something, give him the fucking kiss of life"
One angler gets down and opens the mouth of the victim.
"Fuck me, I'm not fucking breathing into that, god his breath smells fucking revolting"
"Don't be so fucking insensitive, it's life or death you fucker."
The other one gets down but is also beaten back by the bad breath.
A third guy, who had been watching from nearby said "I think you tits have got the wrong feller!"
"What makes you think that then" ask the anglers.
"Because that one's still got his fucking ice skates on!"
A canoeist passes by, when all of a sudden his canoe sinks. The canoeist doesn't re-surface
After about 10 minutes, one angler asks if the other saw what happened. He had.
"Don't you think we ought to look for him?" said one
They went in with their waders and dragged out a lifeless body.
"Go on then, do something, give him the fucking kiss of life"
One angler gets down and opens the mouth of the victim.
"Fuck me, I'm not fucking breathing into that, god his breath smells fucking revolting"
"Don't be so fucking insensitive, it's life or death you fucker."
The other one gets down but is also beaten back by the bad breath.
A third guy, who had been watching from nearby said "I think you tits have got the wrong feller!"
"What makes you think that then" ask the anglers.
"Because that one's still got his fucking ice skates on!"
