Murphy came home plastered for the third night in a row. His wife dragged him to the window and pointed to the blazing lights of the big distillery in the distance. "See how big that is?" she asked. "They will always make it faster than you can drink it." "Maybe so," slurred Murphy, "but I've got 'em workin' nights!"
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A grandmother was telling her granddaughter about the "good old days." "When a gentleman and lady were interested in each other, eventually they would start 'spooning'." The young girl asked, "Why did they call it 'spooning,' grandma?" And Grandma replied, "I guess because it sounded better than to say we were out 'forking!' "
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A grandmother was telling her granddaughter about the "good old days." "When a gentleman and lady were interested in each other, eventually they would start 'spooning'." The young girl asked, "Why did they call it 'spooning,' grandma?" And Grandma replied, "I guess because it sounded better than to say we were out 'forking!' "