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a two fer (2 for Monday)

Doc

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Late one night, a man walks into a dentist's office and says,
"Excuse me, can you help me. I think I'm a moth."

Dentist: "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

Man: "Yes, I know."

Dentist: "So why did you come in here?"

Man: "Well .... the light was on..."

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A hostess is making final arrangements for an elaborate
reception. "Nora," she said to her veteran servant, "for the
first half-hour I want you to stand at the drawing room door
and call the guests' names as they arrive."

Nora's face lit up. "Thank you, ma'am," she replied. "I've
been wanting to do that to some of your friends for the last
twenty years."
 
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