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The Old Salt
A big burly Texan walks into a crowded New York city bar carring a saddle bag. He walks up to the bartender and asks, " If I show you the most amazing thing you ever saw, can I get a free beer"?
"Well" sez the bartender, "you show me what's so amazing and I'll decide if it's worth a free beer."
The Texan reaches in the saddle bag and pulls out a snap'n turtle, unzips his fly, pulls out his privates and lets the turtle snap right on.
He stands there for several minutes with the turtle just hang'n on.
Pretty soon he takes two fingers and carefully but abruptly pokes the turtle in the eyes and the turtle lets go. Texan puts the turtle back in the saddle bag & zips his pants up.
The Texan turns to the bartender and says, "Does that get me a free beer"?
The bartender is totally blown away by what he just saw and how tuff this guy must be. (as is everyone else in the bar)---He tells the Texan that he can drink all night for free.
After several hours of drinking the Texan turns around and hollers at the crowd, "Anybody else wanna try this"?
Squirelly little guy from of the back of the bar walks up and says, "I will, ya big savage, as long as ya don't poke me in the eyes".
"Well" sez the bartender, "you show me what's so amazing and I'll decide if it's worth a free beer."
The Texan reaches in the saddle bag and pulls out a snap'n turtle, unzips his fly, pulls out his privates and lets the turtle snap right on.
He stands there for several minutes with the turtle just hang'n on.
Pretty soon he takes two fingers and carefully but abruptly pokes the turtle in the eyes and the turtle lets go. Texan puts the turtle back in the saddle bag & zips his pants up.
The Texan turns to the bartender and says, "Does that get me a free beer"?
The bartender is totally blown away by what he just saw and how tuff this guy must be. (as is everyone else in the bar)---He tells the Texan that he can drink all night for free.
After several hours of drinking the Texan turns around and hollers at the crowd, "Anybody else wanna try this"?
Squirelly little guy from of the back of the bar walks up and says, "I will, ya big savage, as long as ya don't poke me in the eyes".