A Simple Explanation of Baseball

[Jim_S]

A Simple Explanation of Baseball

This is a game played by two teams, one out, the other in.
The one that's in sends players out one at a time to see if
they can get in before they get out. If they get out before
they get in, they come in, but it doesn't count. If they get
in before they get out, it does count.

When the ones out get three outs from the ones in before
they get in without being out, the team that's out comes in
and the team in goes out to get those going in out before
they get in without being out.

When both teams have been in and out nine times, the game is
over. The team with the most in without being out before
coming in wins unless the ones in are equal. In which case,
the last ones in go out to get the ones in out before they
get in without being out.

The game will end when each team has the same number of ins
out but one team has more in without being out before coming
in.

 

[JackieBlue]

Funny!

 

[Trakternut]

Accurate too!

And that, Folks, tells ya all about the ins and outs of baseball. Now, shall we talk salaries?

 

[JackieBlue]

Accurate too!

And that, Folks, tells ya all about the ins and outs of baseball. Now, shall we talk salaries?

The salaries are way too high. But, so is the price of groceries.

 

[Trakternut]

Wish I could get paid that much for going in and out for 3 hours a day.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Why do I feel like Bud Abbott is behind that post? LOL

 

[JackieBlue]

Wish I could get paid that much for going in and out for 3 hours a day.

Well, they actually work most of the year.

 

[mak2]

Wish I could get paid that much for going in and out for 3 hours a day.

3 hours a day........right.

 

[JackieBlue]

Why do I feel like Bud Abbott is behind that post? LOL

They had a display on that in Cooperstown. Hey Rusty, who's on first?

 

[bczoom]

Wish I could get paid that much for going in and out for 3 hours a day.

So, you've always wanted to be a gigolo?
3 hours a day is quite a bit. Be careful as they say on the commercials you should seek medical attention after 4 hours.

 

[DaveNay]

Here is a better explanation of baseball....

This is a game played by two teams.

I usually fall asleep at this point or change the channel because it's so god damn boring!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

They had a display on that in Cooperstown. Hey Rusty, who's on first?

Right.

 

[Jim_S]

So, you've always wanted to be a gigolo?
3 hours a day is quite a bit. Be careful as they say on the commercials you should seek medical attention after 4 hours.

NEW THREAD DRIFT RECORD SET!

Mr Zoom has us completely off topic by the 10th post!

 

[mak2]

I usually dont worry about it till about hour 6, give or take if it is very hot out. hydration is important, you know.



Now this is a real thread.

 

[JackieBlue]

I usually dont worry about it till about hour 6, give or take if it is very hot out. hydration is important, you know.



Now this is a real thread.

I was at Yankee Stadium last summer on one of the hottest days of the year. Talk about needing hydration! But I saw A-Rod hit 600 and I even got on TV.

Very real indeed!

 

[Av8r3400]

Baseball =

 

[loboloco]

Baseball should be played with grenades. At least it would be more interesting.