I am a sick old man. I was sick and in the hospital. There was one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning', Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?' I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today."
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted.......... I just smiled.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, 'And how are we doing this morning', Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?' I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today."
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."
The nurse fainted.......... I just smiled.
